The Bluebeards Revenge Classic Ice Soap
The Ultimate Bar of Soap for Real Men.
Let’s face it – real men get smelly. You spend your working day grafting to put a crust on the table (and a pint in the hand of course!) so you are bound to work up a bit of sweat.
Strangely not all of our partners, friends and colleagues appreciate the natural “pheromonic” aroma generated in the process – go figure!
It’s hard to make soap sexy so we didn’t bother trying – you can however make it cool – which is how we ended up with our sub-Arctic ‘Classic Ice’ soap bar. Manly in proportions and featuring our classic fragrance this is THE soap for “Real Men”.
Directions for Use: Incredibly, the law does say that we need to instruct you in the art of using soap, so here goes. Add water to create a fine lather, rub into body from head to toe, then rinse off. Simple! This is also a fine opportunity to check the family jewels for any unwelcome lumps or bumps, so go right ahead and have a good firtle! If you do find anything unusual on the nuttage then please refer to your physician straight away.
Warning: Do not eat this soap, even if your mother reckons you deserve it! If you get suds in your eyes then rinse immediately with cold water.
Ingredients: Aqua, glycerin, sodium stearate, propylene glycol, sorbitol, sodium laurate, sodium laureth sulphate, disodium lauryl sulfosuccinate, parfum, sodium chloride, stearic acid, lauric acid, pentasodium penetate, tetrasodium etidronate. Parfum contains: Alpha-isomethylionone, benzyl salicylate, citral, citronellol, geraniol, butylphenyl methylpropional, limonene, linalool.