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The Bluebeard Revenge Cream and Balm Travel Set
Includes:
1 x 20ml Shaving cream
1 x 20ml Post shaving balm
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The Ultimate Alum Block for Real Men
Whether we like it or not, nicks and cuts are an inevitable by-product of traditional shaving methods – somewhere along the line you are going to end up looking like you’ve gone a few rounds with a cornered tabby!
You can of course try and staunch these wounds with a wad of toilet roll but of course you will look a total prat in the process.
Time to man up and face the dreaded Alum Block – nature’s remedy for minor contusions.
Simply wet the block and rub gently into and around your not-so-mortal injury and this natural astringent will help slow the ooze / drip or flow of your life’s blood. Oh – don’t forget it is going to sting somewhat, The Bluebeards Revenge Alum Block is, after all, meant for “Real Men” only.
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A luxury collection of shaving products perfect for any barber and his wet shaving needs. The Bluebeards Revenge ‘Barber Bundle’ contains a bottle of luxury pre-shave oil, shaving cream, post-shave balm, “doubloon” shaving brush, 100% cotton shaving towel and cut throat ‘shavette’ razor.
Contains:
1 x Cut Throat ‘Shavette’ Razor
1 x 100ml Pre-Shave Oil
1 x 100ml Shaving Cream
1 x 100ml Post-Shave Balm
1 x “Doubloon” Shaving Brush
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A big, manly beard requires a big, manly brush to keep it in check – and The Bluebeards Revenge’s boar bristle Beard Brush is just that. Its stiff, scaly bristles promise to detangle facial fuzz like no other, drawing dust and excess product from the hair along the way to keep your beard looking clean and free of debris. Not only that, but the bristles stimulate the natural oils present in the skin and draw them along the hair shaft as you brush, making for softer, shinier hairs and an utterly badass beard.
Directions For Use: Brush through facial hair on a daily basis, and wash regularly with soapy water. Soak up excess water with a towel and leave to air dry, bristles down.
FSC: Our brushes are made to the mark of responsible forestry.
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A stimulating and reviving bodywash designed for consumption by real men. Warning guys, this product will make you irresistible to the opposite sex!!
The Ultimate Concentrated Bodywash for Real Men
Size: 250ml
Apparently the Real Men of yesteryear used to have a bath twice a year whether they needed it or not! If they had access to The Bluebeards Revenge ‘Concentrated’ Bodywash then they might have been tempted to chuck in a few extra visits to the bath house. Modern men tend to bathe slightly more often and The Bluebeards Revenge has developed this bodywash to make the experience as enjoyable as possible.
Carefully formulated by clever guys in white lab coats and laced with lashings of sexy ingredients, this bodywash cuts through dirt and grime whilst leaving your skin soft and hydrated. Yes, for once The Bluebeards Revenge has got in touch with its feminine side and produced a properly lush, highly concentrated bodywash that any lady would be happy to use. You have been warned – leave this bottle hanging around and your lady will have it away!
The Bluebeards Revenge Bodywash is very concentrated and you will probably not need as much as you think. This is especially true if you use a foamer or flannel – OK it’s a bit girly but you will be saving the planet and your hard earned cash! No animals were used to test this product – instead The Bluebeards Revenge gave it to a bunch of properly sweaty blokes to test. Needless to say they all survived the experience and were all the cleaner for it!
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The Bluebeards Revenge Brushless Shaving Solution
Size: 100ml
A premium quality brushless shaving solution designed to actually reduce the appearance of beard growth as well as tackle common shaving problems like razor rash and burn.
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The Bluebeards Revenge Brushless Shaving Solution
Size: 20ml
A premium quality brushless shaving solution designed to actually reduce the appearance of beard growth as well as tackle common shaving problems like razor rash and burn.
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The Bluebeards Revenge Chrome Shaving Bowl
A stylish bowl that looks great in any bathroom! Ideal for whipping up a lather using The Bluebeards Revenge Shaving Cream, this polished chrome bowl would make a stylish and practical gift.
Now gift boxed!
Dimensions
Height: 3.5cm
Rim Diameter: 9cm
Internal Diameter: 4.5cm tapering upwards to 6.5cm -
A stylish chrome stand for The Bluebeards Revenge “Privateer Collection”. This fine chrome stand is also compatible with other razors and shaving brushes – please see the measurements below.
Dimensions:
Brush Neck: 33mm
Razor Handle: 80mm
Razor Neck: 13mm -
The Bluebeards Revenge Beard Oil
Scent: Classic Blend
Size: 50ml
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The Bluebeards Revenge Moustache Wax
Scent: Classic Blend
Size: 20ml
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The Ultimate Bar of Soap for Real Men.
Let’s face it – real men get smelly. You spend your working day grafting to put a crust on the table (and a pint in the hand of course!) so you are bound to work up a bit of sweat.
Strangely not all of our partners, friends and colleagues appreciate the natural “pheromonic” aroma generated in the process – go figure!
It’s hard to make soap sexy so we didn’t bother trying – you can however make it cool – which is how we ended up with our sub-Arctic ‘Classic Ice’ soap bar. Manly in proportions and featuring our classic fragrance this is THE soap for “Real Men”.
Directions for Use: Incredibly, the law does say that we need to instruct you in the art of using soap, so here goes. Add water to create a fine lather, rub into body from head to toe, then rinse off. Simple! This is also a fine opportunity to check the family jewels for any unwelcome lumps or bumps, so go right ahead and have a good firtle! If you do find anything unusual on the nuttage then please refer to your physician straight away.
Warning: Do not eat this soap, even if your mother reckons you deserve it! If you get suds in your eyes then rinse immediately with cold water.
Ingredients: Aqua, glycerin, sodium stearate, propylene glycol, sorbitol, sodium laurate, sodium laureth sulphate, disodium lauryl sulfosuccinate, parfum, sodium chloride, stearic acid, lauric acid, pentasodium penetate, tetrasodium etidronate. Parfum contains: Alpha-isomethylionone, benzyl salicylate, citral, citronellol, geraniol, butylphenyl methylpropional, limonene, linalool.
Size: 175g
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The Bluebeards Revenge Comb
The manliest comb on the planet.
Made from the finest plastic on the planet and great for most hair types, this fine/coarse toothed comb is guaranteed to keep your hair looking good.
Measuring around 18cm in length, this stylish looking comb boasts a highly polished finish for a totally sophisticated edge.
Suitable for many hair types.
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A luxury “travel sized” shaving cream designed to actually reduce beard growth as well as tackle common shaving problems like razor rash and burn.
The Ultimate Shaving Cream for Real Men – Now available in a 20ml sample size. A week’s worth of great shaving.
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Do Real Men condition? Well it appears so! Here at The Bluebeards Revenge we generally listen to our customers and try and produce the products they really want. Our legions of loyal customers kept on asking for a conditioner and so it came to pass that we spoke to our boys in white coats and asked them to come up with a truly fine hair conditioner – one that would not look out of place in a swanky salon with a mega price tag but also we could bring down to earth with bang and offer to our customers at sensible money.
Size: 250ml
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This cooling moisturiser contains all the latest ingredients to soothe and re-invigorate the skin after a hard day’s work.
Remember guys, only real men moisturise.
Size: 100ml
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